
Memorable Interviews
Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the
one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual
experience interviewing prospective employees:
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A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle.
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Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could
listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time.
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Candidate fell and broke arm during interview.
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Candidate announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded
to eat a hamburger and french fies in the interviewers office.
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Candidate explained that her long-term goals was to replace
the interviewer.
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Candidate said he never finished high school because he
was kidnapped and kept in a closet in Mexico.
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Balding Candidate excused himself and returned to the
office a few minutes later wearing a headpiece.
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Applicant said if he was hired he would demonstrate his
loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm.
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Applicant interrupted interview to phone her therapist
for advice on how to answer specific interview questions.
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Candidate brought large dog to interview.
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Applicant refused to sit down and insisted on being interviewed
standing up.
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Candidate dozed off during interview.
The employers were also asked to list the "most unusual"
questions that have been asked by job candidates:
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"What is it that you people do at this company?"
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"What is the company motto?"
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"Why aren't you in a more interesting business?"
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"What are the zodiac signs of all the board members?"
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"Why do you want references?"
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"Do I have to dress for the next interview?"
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"I know this is off the subject, but will you marry me?"
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"Will the company move my rock collection from California
to maryland?"
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"Will the company pay to relocate my horse?"
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"Does your health insurance cover pets?"
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"Would it be a problem if I'm angry most of the time?"
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"Does your company have a policy regarding concealed weapons?"
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"Do you think the company would be willing to lower my
pay?"
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"Why am I here?"
Also included are a number of unusual statement made by
candidates during the interview process:
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I have no difficulty in starting or holding my bowel movement.
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At times I have the strong urge to do something harmful
or shocking.
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I feel uneasy indoors.
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Sometimes I feel like smashing things.
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Women should not be allowed to drink in cocktail bars.
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I think that Lincoln was greater than Washington.
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I get excited very easily.
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Once a week, I usually feel hot all over.
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I am fascinated by fire.
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I like tall women.
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Whenever a man is with a woman he is usually thinking
about sex.
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People are always watching me.
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If I get too much change in a store, I always give it
back.
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Almost everyone is guilty of bad sexual conduct.
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I must admit that I am a pretty fair talker.
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I never get hungry.
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I know who is responsible for most of my troubles
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If the pay was right, I'd travel with the carnival.
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I would have been more successful if nobody would have
snitched on me.
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My legs are really hairy.
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